I didn't write this one but i would like loads of people to read this .........so i post it.

Special thanks to Shagun Singh for letting me, this is her genius

People who feel strongly enough can comment on my link or on this page....ill reply ( or even better i'll get Shagun to reply ) 

Material pleasures are permanent.

 came upon this realisation late last night and it simplified the world to me.This explains so much.

All the material things in our life, the books we read, the movies we love, the music we play, the clothes we buy are perhaps a lot less disappointing and a lot more permanent than the things we keep running after continuously - bad jobs, failing relationships, demanding parents and so on.

The former continue to keep us happy, and we continue to keep going back to them whenever we are low, lonely or hopeless.

Retail therapy treats bad break up woes.
Coldplay makes a bad day look good.
The solidarity and warmth of a good book.
A Johhny Depp movie makes dreams more beautiful.
Great coffee gives life a deeper meaning.
And a pair of high heels can stand you through your greatest blows.

So aren't these the things we should actually be running after?

All the gods of wisdom who kept telling us all our lives that material things are transient and less important than overrated values, should go take a hike.

After all, you can still read this note and feel better no matter how miserable the times might be.

WHEN SICKNESS STRIKES IT LEADS TO STRANGE SELFPROMISES.

It happens to me all the time. I remember making a weirdo promise to myself last time too. That promise im not sharing (Top secret), however I’ll give you my latest blog on the new promise I made to myself.

I’m sick and on the bed …and though I have the capability of sleeping all the time, my eyes refuse to keep shut and my head is spinning with fever. I need to do something so I sit to write but before I write ahead , I would like to dedicate this to all my friends and foes who are “sick” (in both senses of the word ;)).

Ignore my text language, bad grammar (Im sick for heavens sake) and read along.

Ive had a lot of time to think on the matter …… and I really mean a “Lot” of time (all those who have noticed my absence from school for the last 3 days will knw what im talking bout) and I have come to realize something which I feel (and Vam agrees) I should share with all of you ………

MUSIC HAS BECOME PERVERTED (Or will it be MUSIC HAS BEEN PERVERTED)

I mean it

I play the world space and Lady Gaga sings (alternates could be- screams, makes a pretentious robotic sound, growls??) when she’s not muttering French huskily:

“Lets have some fun this beat is sick, I wanna take a ride on your disco stick

Don’t think too much just bust that stick , I wanna take a ride on your disco stick”

(OH please !! Well at-least she's original )

I play the radio and Britney sings ( this one should be no surprise ):

“1, 2, 3


Not only you and me


Got one eighty degrees


And I'm caught in between


Countin'
1, 2, 3


Peter, Paul & Mary


Gettin' down with 3P


Everybody loves ooh***”

This song is pretty good, though I cant say much about the experience of a threesome. NO wonder they say … Once a Britney fan , always a Britney fan. Though for some of us her recent work seems more interesting( if you know what I mean ;))

Also Florida’s cover of  “You spin me right round
” has turned a very decent song into a very dirty one (no offense meant) no matter how nice it might be.

Even my ipod’s most played songs have titles like Hump de bump, Shake it and   Promiscuous girl.

But the question is – Is it actually that bad ???............. I don’t know ……. I mean I can’t seem to decide if it is, I mean we don’t mind so much as long as the song is good right ?? And hey ! everybody needs their share of ( I don’t know what to call it and don’t want to strain my feverish brain) whatever. So should we really mind Fergie describing her humps or Kellis giving instructions for a perfect milkshake? The beat seems fine …so why don’t we just move along?

At the same time we cannot completely ignore the fact that as intellectual human beings we should not listen to such crappy stuff along with all our other more ‘sensible’ music. But then doesn’t the talk come all over again to the definition of sensibility and tastes?

So I have decided that for every nonsense song that I hear I will hear an intellectual one too. How does it matter which one I’ll enjoy more?

That’s my “Sick” Promise to myself.

Mee

J

  ( I'm sorry if that made no sense)

  

MOVIES WORTH A WATCH

 

We’ve wanted to write this one for a long time now. We made the base over a conversation about a month back but never found the time to actually pen down or more literally type down. The following movies are those for which we feel through our hearts…… unforgettable experiences, some of which can be watched innumerous times. We hope that you have fun while going through this list. (While reading please keep in mind that we could have left out some really important movies which we didn’t want to miss out on but they just skipped our minds while making the list…….. in such a case please remind us and leave a comment)

 

Presenting before you movies that make you want to laugh, cry or maybe just spare a thought.

(We will blog this piece in parts so that we can do justice to it…….look forward for the other parts)

 

KILL BILL 1 AND 2

“ ……..And I am gonna kill Bill.”

When I first saw Kill Bill 1 I went through multiple emotions…………I cried (I cry in most movies) because it was sad, I was scared because the blood did not seem like ketchup and the magnitude of limbs and bodies in hotel Tomoyasu was too much for me to take (I was in fourth? Standard) and I was proud because it was probably the first movie where the women were doing all the fighting and murdering and going one step ahead than just cursing the villains (I mean literally, like in bollywood) and Uma Thurman (codename- Black Mamba) was taking revenge with physical means rather than doing voodoo.

After that I saw the first movie countless times until the second movie came out when I was 11.It was everything I had hoped for it to be and yet it was much more, with a scene in which n Uma Thurman manages to break out of her coffin in which she has been buried alive and dig out of the earth by remembering the “cruel tutelage” of Pai Mei (the Chinese who used to run a hand through the length of his beard and managed to stand on the sword which Uma was using against him) and another one, the final one that is, in which she kills Bill by using the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique.

The Kill Bill movies are harsh involving ruthless assassins, have some of the coolest action scenes I’ve seen and will probably always remain in my list of favorites because they hail Girl Power to such a huge extent. After all how many movies make you feel that powerful ??   

 

WHO would have thought that a day would come when we would be blogging about someone who deserves nothing more than negligence, ignorance unimportance………whatever……

But we’re worried Mrs Omaga seriously needs therapy.

Our count of the unacceptable level of ‘prehistoric’ crap she does keeps on increasing…………..

Geometric progression seems hardly frustrating when compared to this gigantic piece of ice, as cold as the glacier it broke down from……..ruining the lives of our fellow titanic sort lovers and even of those who are not. Even after her existence its hard to believe that how the freaking hell can anyone walk with a frown on their face 24/7 ?????????????????

PAR- AB -TOH -HADD –HI- HO –GAYI- HAI.

One thought crosses our minds , when we step into school…………

HOW INTERNATIONAL IS IT ANYWAY ?

Guess its just restricted to its name.

AND SO WE PRSENT BEFORE YOU ………..

IF I WERE PROMISCOUS AND TO BE QUESTIONED BY OMAGA

WARNING EXPLICIT CONTENT

Soo…. before we start writing the whole interview let us make one thing very clear…… THIS IS A COMPLETE WORK OF FICTION

“

If chance had made me promiscuous and Omaga had discovered me in a, lets say , not so acceptable position (let your imagination run wild ) the following interview would have passed between us………..( assume me to be completely immune to any sort of action taken against me which would lead to following answers )

( Firstly a lot of screaming and shouting)

O : Tum UsKke saaath kya kar rahi thi? (STARRING AT ME LIKE SHE WILL KILL ME WITH HER GAZE…….. )

(background score- ankhiyon se goli mare)

Kya ???????? say that again I don’t get your accent…

O : WHAT WERE YOU DOING UsKke SAATH ???????????

@#@#@

Don’t pretend like you didn’t see………. If you had a dagger

you would have killed us ……….. or wait………….. probably you

din’t understand since you seems soooooo against the

opposite sex I hardly think you ever tried……..

O : DON’T ACT SMAART, I'LL GET YOU EXPAALLED….(still

starring with her abnormally large eyes ,Hi,kitna ghooorti hain)

Oh pllllllleaasseee ………………….. Are you blind or

something what did it look like I was doing ……… .…………………

O : YOU SHAAMELESS GIRL @#@#@#YOU WERE

KISSING THAT BOY @$@%@ chhi chhi @#%$$@%

^……..MAINE APNE CAMERA MEIN DEKHA HAI… I KNOW

GIRLS LIKE YOU … SUCH A SHAAME TO OUR

SOCIETY…… @#$%#%&%#&*MEIN TUMHE AKC

HOUSE KE DUNGEON MEIN BAND KARRAAA DOON

GI@#$%$#^$ ( GIVING HER GANDAA LOOK )MAINE

TUMHE RAANGEIN HAATHON PAKAD LEEYA

HAI ABB TOH NAHI CHODOONGI (HOOO

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA)

Excuse meee apne mujhe nahi pakdaa hai…. ( Thinking –

‘Definitely blind………..what century is she from anyways …

sooooo fat ……and giant……wait ?! does she have a Giant

lineage ……….!!!!!!!..

NOWAY!!!!!!!!!!! HA………. that completely makes sense

……………….… probably all giants were homos’) and I

don’t care what you do …..once your done just blog the status

…. Aren’t you on twitter or something ??? ……………..and

plus all this is noooooo big deal ……………but probably you

don’t know………………. cuz it seems like you don’t know

anything about me……. Strange because everyone talks about

meeee……….anyways can I goooo cuz FYI I don’t have the

time for one of these………….

O : YOU GIRL WHAAAT ARE YOU SAYING( her speech

becoming worse with her blood pressure) @%$@%^&%$#^&$

%#HAAAVE YOU FORGOTTEN AAAAALL

MANNERS ??????????????????

@^#^$^$@%^$!!!!!!!@^%

#!!!!!!!!! ARE YOU SAYING

YOU’VE BEEN DOING ALL

THAT REGULARLY???????

HAAAAVE YOU ?????????????

@#@%#%#%$#%$%#

HE HE …………….. That’s funny! ………( background score- Promiscuous girl)

O : AAYOO RAMAA ! @%$#^%

IDLI DOSA SAMBRA (AND OTHER THINGS FROM A

SOUTH INDIAN MENU CARD)

Are you hungry or sumthin?????( observing my nails)

AND THEN OMAGA SHOUTS AAYOOOO RAMAA which makes me look up and notice that she’s fuming (literally) …..there’s smoke coming out of her ears and her nose is flared and her eyes are red ,her hair like Goku and before she can call anyone …(or say...

"where's your DUPPATTTTAH?")

she collapses (with some earth shaking)leaving her last impact.....................

and dies....of a heart attack ……….. her last words coming from a south indian menu card...... the idea of her dying interest me to the IT …….. if I had a series like ‘south park’ Omaga would play ‘Kenny’ and she would die like twice in every episode

"

PS – We deliberately turned Umaga into Omaga…………………..cuz she feels like a ‘O’ to us.

HOPE YOU LIKED IT AND HAD FUN
DO COMMENT

HAVE FUN

VamMee

Harry Potter and The Half Blood Prince- MOVIE ANALYSIS

TO all the crazy Harry Potter fans,

Vam and Mee bring to you the Harry Potter six movie analysis!!!!!!!

Read and enjoy.....

THE GOOD:

1.  Depressed Draco and his 'Men in Black' suit. We girls fell hard for both...... and those who didn't definitely felt sorrow and pity. 
2. Bellatrix with her crazy,evil and dark Death Eater in ecstasy mannerisms. Her presence just made the movie three times more exciting.
3. All of us loved the glimpse of Fred and George and their wondrous shop full with, what us mere muggles would call 'cool' stuff.
4. Our favorite dialogue was when Slughorn and Harry meet at the herbology (when harry takes the felix felicis) and on learning that harry is going to Hagrid after dark Slughorn says 'Harrrryyyy' and Harry says 'siirrr'.( If you don't get the humor you'll have to watch the movie all over again.) 
5. We have to agree that the animation was larger than life-the spells, the castle, the bridge breaking,the Inferi and almost everything shown. Sooo Hats off.
6. We also loved the dumb Ron, Smarter and cooler than ever Hermoine and suddenly witty Harry.
7. We also liked the spooky feeling when Katie touched the necklace and when the first inferi hand popped out of the pond."AAAAAAAAA"

THE BAD:

1. What we didn't understand was why did Dumbledore have the bad guy look when he met Harry on the Metro Station............ now that we think of it than that what were they doing on a Metro station??????
2. They burnt the Burrow.......... left us speechless. What were they thinking ????????
3. we also didn't appreciate the fact that Dumbledore did not freeze Harry under the invisibility cloak..... in the movie Harry was just walking around when Dumbledore died.......... sob ...

AND THE MISSING :(this one's real long)

1. Bill and Fleur , if they actually start deleting characters we fans will be left lamenting the absence of a goodlooking couple was t just heartbreaking for us people..... anyone who's read the book will realize how important the presence of these characters was for the next movie. Also Bill didn't get his face ruined as Fenrir Greyback was also missing (What the Hellll?????) and we could'nt even get a dose of  'excess of Phlegm'. I know Disappointing........
2. O.W.L results. How and Why the hell did they miss this........ we should just stage protest.
3. Quidditch Cup (we Quidditch fans were left lamenting) and the REAL kiss. Heelllloooooo no way was the movie kiss better than the one in the book, in fact it was a  tacky replacement . And while our Harry was soooo busy snogging Ginny he was supposed to be looking at the Diadem of Ravenclaw.If he didn't look..... technically he should'nt be able to find the last horcrux and Voldemort should be alive at the end of the last book.
4. Talking about horcruxes......... where were the Gaunts and Hepzibah Smith? and Voldemorts request to be appointed as Defence agaist the dark arts teacher..... after which the job became jinxed.................strike a bell???
5.  Why didn't Dumbledore lecture the Dursley's????????????
6. Snape didn't take a single Defence against the dark arts class in the movie.
7. WAR???????
8. FUNERAL?????with the mermaids and centaurs and Grawp...........The white tomb.......sob  

      

Helloh everyone!
My first greetings to you all.
Welcome to your direct access to the first hand info of the exclusive ,random, revolutionary and even the whatevrrrrr types thoughts that run through our minds .
ohkay...uhm,this may be a not so humble intro, but we'll look forward to hearing your take on our posts and would even like to publish your opinions. :)
till the time i come up with sumthin worth sharing,
cheers.
adios

-Vam

HEY.....Introduction

Hello people,friends and family and all the rest of you reading,

I write my first blog with a lot of pleasure and impatience ( just thinking about how much more we can write about).  This being my first post contains the basics you need to know while reading.

.....well the name VamMee stands for our names (before you start feeling how stupid can we probably get?or why isn't it called something than makes sense.) Its been based on our names because the blog gives purely and totally our opinions. We do not write for the masses, just for passing our messages.

If you feel for what we write,whatever it  might be, from cartoons to Coco Chanel to carbon emissions, well we'll really appreciate your opinions.

You could mail them to us at vammeeblogging@gmail.com

The rest of the details we can probably mention on the way.

There is nothing in the world we have looked more forward to than this.

VamMee