WHO would have thought that a day would come when we would be blogging about someone who deserves nothing more than negligence, ignorance unimportance………whatever……
But we’re worried Mrs Omaga seriously needs therapy.
Our count of the unacceptable level of ‘prehistoric’ crap she does keeps on increasing…………..
Geometric progression seems hardly frustrating when compared to this gigantic piece of ice, as cold as the glacier it broke down from……..ruining the lives of our fellow titanic sort lovers and even of those who are not. Even after her existence its hard to believe that how the freaking hell can anyone walk with a frown on their face 24/7 ?????????????????
PAR- AB -TOH -HADD –HI- HO –GAYI- HAI.
One thought crosses our minds , when we step into school…………
HOW INTERNATIONAL IS IT ANYWAY ?
Guess its just restricted to its name.
AND SO WE PRSENT BEFORE YOU ………..
IF I WERE PROMISCOUS AND TO BE QUESTIONED BY OMAGA
WARNING EXPLICIT CONTENT
Soo…. before we start writing the whole interview let us make one thing very clear…… THIS IS A COMPLETE WORK OF FICTION
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If chance had made me promiscuous and Omaga had discovered me in a, lets say , not so acceptable position (let your imagination run wild ) the following interview would have passed between us………..( assume me to be completely immune to any sort of action taken against me which would lead to following answers )
( Firstly a lot of screaming and shouting)
O : Tum UsKke saaath kya kar rahi thi? (STARRING AT ME LIKE SHE WILL KILL ME WITH HER GAZE…….. )
(background score- ankhiyon se goli mare)
Kya ???????? say that again I don’t get your accent…
O : WHAT WERE YOU DOING UsKke SAATH ???????????
@#@#@
Don’t pretend like you didn’t see………. If you had a dagger
you would have killed us ……….. or wait………….. probably you
din’t understand since you seems soooooo against the
opposite sex I hardly think you ever tried……..
O : DON’T ACT SMAART, I'LL GET YOU EXPAALLED….(still
starring with her abnormally large eyes ,Hi,kitna ghooorti hain)
Oh pllllllleaasseee ………………….. Are you blind or
something what did it look like I was doing ……… .…………………
O : YOU SHAAMELESS GIRL @#@#@#YOU WERE
KISSING THAT BOY @$@%@ chhi chhi @#%$$@%
^……..MAINE APNE CAMERA MEIN DEKHA HAI… I KNOW
GIRLS LIKE YOU … SUCH A SHAAME TO OUR
SOCIETY…… @#$%#%&%#&*MEIN TUMHE AKC
HOUSE KE DUNGEON MEIN BAND KARRAAA DOON
GI@#$%$#^$ ( GIVING HER GANDAA LOOK )MAINE
TUMHE RAANGEIN HAATHON PAKAD LEEYA
HAI ABB TOH NAHI CHODOONGI (HOOO
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
Excuse meee apne mujhe nahi pakdaa hai…. ( Thinking –
‘Definitely blind………..what century is she from anyways …
sooooo fat ……and giant……wait ?! does she have a Giant
lineage ……….!!!!!!!..
NOWAY!!!!!!!!!!! HA………. that completely makes sense
……………….… probably all giants were homos’) and I
don’t care what you do …..once your done just blog the status
…. Aren’t you on twitter or something ??? ……………..and
plus all this is noooooo big deal ……………but probably you
don’t know………………. cuz it seems like you don’t know
anything about me……. Strange because everyone talks about
meeee……….anyways can I goooo cuz FYI I don’t have the
time for one of these………….
O : YOU GIRL WHAAAT ARE YOU SAYING( her speech
becoming worse with her blood pressure) @%$@%^&%$#^&$
%#HAAAVE YOU FORGOTTEN AAAAALL
MANNERS ??????????????????
@^#^$^$@%^$!!!!!!!@^%
#!!!!!!!!! ARE YOU SAYING
YOU’VE BEEN DOING ALL
THAT REGULARLY???????
HAAAAVE YOU ?????????????
@#@%#%#%$#%$%#
HE HE …………….. That’s funny! ………( background score- Promiscuous girl)
O : AAYOO RAMAA ! @%$#^%
IDLI DOSA SAMBRA (AND OTHER THINGS FROM A
SOUTH INDIAN MENU CARD)
Are you hungry or sumthin?????( observing my nails)
AND THEN OMAGA SHOUTS AAYOOOO RAMAA which makes me look up and notice that she’s fuming (literally) …..there’s smoke coming out of her ears and her nose is flared and her eyes are red ,her hair like Goku and before she can call anyone …(or say...
"where's your DUPPATTTTAH?")
she collapses (with some earth shaking)leaving her last impact.....................
and dies....of a heart attack ……….. her last words coming from a south indian menu card...... the idea of her dying interest me to the IT …….. if I had a series like ‘south park’ Omaga would play ‘Kenny’ and she would die like twice in every episode
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PS – We deliberately turned Umaga into Omaga…………………..cuz she feels like a ‘O’ to us.
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VamMee
