WHO would have thought that a day would come when we would be blogging about someone who deserves nothing more than negligence, ignorance unimportance………whatever……

But we’re worried Mrs Omaga seriously needs therapy.

Our count of the unacceptable level of ‘prehistoric’ crap she does keeps on increasing…………..

Geometric progression seems hardly frustrating when compared to this gigantic piece of ice, as cold as the glacier it broke down from……..ruining the lives of our fellow titanic sort lovers and even of those who are not. Even after her existence its hard to believe that how the freaking hell can anyone walk with a frown on their face 24/7 ?????????????????

PAR- AB -TOH -HADD –HI- HO –GAYI- HAI.

One thought crosses our minds , when we step into school…………

HOW INTERNATIONAL IS IT ANYWAY ?

Guess its just restricted to its name.

AND SO WE PRSENT BEFORE YOU ………..

IF I WERE PROMISCOUS AND TO BE QUESTIONED BY OMAGA

WARNING EXPLICIT CONTENT

Soo…. before we start writing the whole interview let us make one thing very clear…… THIS IS A COMPLETE WORK OF FICTION

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If chance had made me promiscuous and Omaga had discovered me in a, lets say , not so acceptable position (let your imagination run wild ) the following interview would have passed between us………..( assume me to be completely immune to any sort of action taken against me which would lead to following answers )

( Firstly a lot of screaming and shouting)

O : Tum UsKke saaath kya kar rahi thi? (STARRING AT ME LIKE SHE WILL KILL ME WITH HER GAZE…….. )

(background score- ankhiyon se goli mare)

Kya ???????? say that again I don’t get your accent…

O : WHAT WERE YOU DOING UsKke SAATH ???????????

@#@#@

Don’t pretend like you didn’t see………. If you had a dagger

you would have killed us ……….. or wait………….. probably you

din’t understand since you seems soooooo against the

opposite sex I hardly think you ever tried……..

O : DON’T ACT SMAART, I'LL GET YOU EXPAALLED….(still

starring with her abnormally large eyes ,Hi,kitna ghooorti hain)

Oh pllllllleaasseee ………………….. Are you blind or

something what did it look like I was doing ……… .…………………

O : YOU SHAAMELESS GIRL @#@#@#YOU WERE

KISSING THAT BOY @$@%@ chhi chhi @#%$$@%

^……..MAINE APNE CAMERA MEIN DEKHA HAI… I KNOW

GIRLS LIKE YOU … SUCH A SHAAME TO OUR

SOCIETY…… @#$%#%&%#&*MEIN TUMHE AKC

HOUSE KE DUNGEON MEIN BAND KARRAAA DOON

GI@#$%$#^$ ( GIVING HER GANDAA LOOK )MAINE

TUMHE RAANGEIN HAATHON PAKAD LEEYA

HAI ABB TOH NAHI CHODOONGI (HOOO

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA)

Excuse meee apne mujhe nahi pakdaa hai…. ( Thinking –

‘Definitely blind………..what century is she from anyways …

sooooo fat ……and giant……wait ?! does she have a Giant

lineage ……….!!!!!!!..

NOWAY!!!!!!!!!!! HA………. that completely makes sense

……………….… probably all giants were homos’) and I

don’t care what you do …..once your done just blog the status

…. Aren’t you on twitter or something ??? ……………..and

plus all this is noooooo big deal ……………but probably you

don’t know………………. cuz it seems like you don’t know

anything about me……. Strange because everyone talks about

meeee……….anyways can I goooo cuz FYI I don’t have the

time for one of these………….

O : YOU GIRL WHAAAT ARE YOU SAYING( her speech

becoming worse with her blood pressure) @%$@%^&%$#^&$

%#HAAAVE YOU FORGOTTEN AAAAALL

MANNERS ??????????????????

@^#^$^$@%^$!!!!!!!@^%

#!!!!!!!!! ARE YOU SAYING

YOU’VE BEEN DOING ALL

THAT REGULARLY???????

HAAAAVE YOU ?????????????

@#@%#%#%$#%$%#

HE HE …………….. That’s funny! ………( background score- Promiscuous girl)

O : AAYOO RAMAA ! @%$#^%

IDLI DOSA SAMBRA (AND OTHER THINGS FROM A

SOUTH INDIAN MENU CARD)

Are you hungry or sumthin?????( observing my nails)

AND THEN OMAGA SHOUTS AAYOOOO RAMAA which makes me look up and notice that she’s fuming (literally) …..there’s smoke coming out of her ears and her nose is flared and her eyes are red ,her hair like Goku and before she can call anyone …(or say...

"where's your DUPPATTTTAH?")

she collapses (with some earth shaking)leaving her last impact.....................

and dies....of a heart attack ……….. her last words coming from a south indian menu card...... the idea of her dying interest me to the IT …….. if I had a series like ‘south park’ Omaga would play ‘Kenny’ and she would die like twice in every episode

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PS – We deliberately turned Umaga into Omaga…………………..cuz she feels like a ‘O’ to us.

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